so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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