Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
