How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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