Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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