found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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