My room smells like vodka and shame
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Found your dick twin last night
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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