Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He shit in the fireplace
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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