I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i now understand why vodka
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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