Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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