Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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