are you so shy because you have an std?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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