You're completely useless in the revolution.
...so i touched it.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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