Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I love you. Go after that dick
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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