Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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