Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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