everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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