Whod you bang
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
