i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So. Much. Porn.
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