You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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