My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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