Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I need you to use more vowels.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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