...so i touched it.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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