absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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