Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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