$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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