i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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