he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
