so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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