Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
