that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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