Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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