I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Randomize
