It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Randomize
