New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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