everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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