10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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