I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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