But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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