You're so nebulous sometimes
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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