My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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