I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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I understand Curling. That high.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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