hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
where does the pee come out of this thing
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The power of my boobs compel you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize