Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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