try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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