I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The best revenge is premature balding
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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