I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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