wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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