everyone is single if you try hard enough
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize
