So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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