left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Dear god my vagina.
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