shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
When are your genitals available?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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