..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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