I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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