I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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