Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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