oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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