i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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