Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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