a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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